Aug 4

Waste. Of. A. License.

Category: LOTRO, Turbine

Turbine’s MMOG take on Tolkien Middle-earth universe steps out the hobbit hole in a fresh gameplay movie. A monster movie featuring nearly five minutes of gameplay footage from Turbine’s MMOG The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar has appeared in a puff of magic smoke.

News: Lord of the Rings Online: New footage - ComputerAndVideoGames.com

Boring. Boooooring. It’s five minutes of the same. damn. thing. as. every. other. game.

It makes me want to spit what a waste of time watching that movie was. Please make sure and take a look if you’d like to see ….

  • People hitting orcs
  • Hobbits hitting orcs
  • Rogue-characters stealthing
  • People firing bows and arrows
  • Walking
  • More Walking
  • Walking in pretty underground areas
  • Walking in dull lifeless towns
  • More Walking!

I’m so glad that Turbine caught my favorite part of the LOTR experience: THE WALKING.

I caught this link from Joystiq, and much of the commentary on that post is negative too.

4. Jeez that looks like a dull time. Why do all mmo developers feel the need to make the combat so goddamned boring? Slow battles & running around large empty spaces? Count me out; games like this make me happy I’m a console gamer.Posted at 3:23PM on Aug 4th 2006 by AoE

LOTR Online gameplay footage - Joystiq

It’s making me want to commit to being one, AoE. It’s making me want to commit to being one too.

2 Comments so far

  1. Heartless_ August 7th, 2006 6:34 am

    I was going to post something to this effect, but it wasn’t worth my time. Turbine is a dinosaur in this genre now and they are going to become extinct soon enough. That video should of never made it past the cutting room floor. I can’t even think the developers were exciited to watch that video…

    Blah.

  2. Tide August 8th, 2006 1:37 pm

    well at least there was another video there for Lumines2.

    Honestly, it was like a puppet show. Nothing moved. AI’s just stand there. And do the PC’s break contact if they move? Wow, underwhelming. Again.

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