Write a book or something, jeez! These blog-length posts aren’t enough of your concentrated awesomeness!

So I invented a time machine in the year 1962, and I went back in time to kill this guy that caused the world to end in 1984. And I was just about to take my shot when this second Time Traveller Guy suddenly showed up on the roof next to me and asked me to stop. He explained that I was from Timeline One, the First Timeline, the Timeline that everybody had to live through once without the interference of any Time Travellers, which ended with the destruction of the world in 1984. And he explained that he was from Timeline Two, which was a future that I was about to create by killing this guy that I was just about to shoot. And he explained that Timeline Two really sucked, because of things that happened in 1986, after the world wasn’t destroyed in 1984, and that he had come back to try to stop me so that it wouldn’t happen. And I was all like, well, what happened in 1986?

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